Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have a new place to kick back — a $40 million mansion in the hills of Valpolicella in northern Italy. They already own a luxurious Los Angeles mansion and a $3.5 million French-style home in New Orleans – why do they need another home?
In my head, I’m playing a little skit among the three of us. Yes, I’m going gaga for this — with Brangelina of course.
Brad: I have so many cash right now, I dunno what to do with it?
Angelina: Maybe we can go to Asia and adopt again. I want a Filipino-race to mingle with our six children.
Brad: Hmmp. Sounds good idea. But, no. How about a house?
Angelina: We already have in LA and New Orleans — Let’s try somewhere in Europe.
Brad: Italy. I love Italian food.
Angelina: Ok. Let’s buy one.
Char: Hey, why do you need to buy another home?
Brangelina: Mind your own business!
Char: Hey Brad, if you’re still with Jennifer Aniston, you don’t need to buy all the houses in the world. You’ll just spend on the renovation.
According to the Daily Mail, the dream home sports a vineyard, stables, a movie theater, a gym, two swimming pools, all in 18,000 square feet with 15 bedrooms and seven bathrooms.
“Angelina apparently fell in love with Italy after filming ‘The Tourist’ there earlier this year,” the Daily Mail writes. “She and Brad intend to use the Italian property as a vacation home and continue to use their Loz Feliz house as their main base.”