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Hey hey, don’t be confused again with the “other” movie “I Hate Valentine’s Day!” What I really mean is, I hate this freakin’ movie. I was so upset ‘coz we really look forward on this movie that we can actually enjoy – not to mention that this will be our first Valentine’s Day!

The only consolation you could get, are the supersized casts of these movie. Initially, I thought this will be like “Love Actually” or “He’s Just Not That Into You”. Maybe I expected too much. Maybe it was really bad.

Here are some of the surprising and shocking scenes:

• McSteamy is gay – but on Grey’s Anatomy, he’s one-hot polygamous plastic surgeon.
• McDreamy is a perv – yeah, you heard me. Our too good to be true man-of-our-dreams is an ass on this movie —– sending flowers on his mistress and wife.
• Taylor Lautner is uncomfortable about taking his shirt off in public while in fact he flaunted his hot, hot body on New Moon movie.
• Jennifer Garner – our buffed agent in Alias is a school teacher. It was too often that Garner portrayed a twee-tums role. I like her more in action.
• The kid (Julia’s son) is the one who really loves Garner, not Ashton Kutcher.
• Jessica Biel is being madly in love with hating Valentine’s Day. Well, tell me about it. I hated Valentine’s Day for 26 yrs of my life.
• Taylor Swift is really a good composer and singer. Period.
• Moving character of Julia Roberts – a mother and son scene. I cried actually on this.

For more review…check out this site.

Anyway, this might crawl up the box-office because of the star-studded casts. Other than that, I couldn’t tell. I’m just saying on behalf of a mediocre movie-goer.

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