February 11th, 2010 
Char Reyes 
Since Friday naman, let’s have some chill-outs — especially here in Singapore, loooong weekend talaga! February 15-16, 2010 are declared as Public Holiday, in celebration of Chinese New Year! Yahoo!
So, I’ve been receiving lots of FUNNY-forwarded emails that really can put smile on your faces!
March 19, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That It’s Either Too Big Or Too Small – Loi Pogi
- Blitzkrieg – It’s too big if they can’t help staring at it with mouth open when they finally see it.
- Ex-Mortis – It’s too big if you don’t wear condoms because you can’t find one that fits.
- Pancakes – It’s too small if your boobs are a pirate’s dream (a sunken chest).
- Mojacko – It’s too big if while riding a packed MRT, the lady in front of you turns around and tells you: “Wag niyo po akong holdapin!”
- Red – During my cousin’s circumcision, the nurse told him: “Hihintayin kita paglaki mo, kasi mukhang mapapasaya mo koh!!!”
- RC & Cess – If you go to a motel and your date goes: “This is not what I expected when you said ’short time’.”
- Teri – You’re too big if all your dates waddle like ducks the morning after.
- Maomao – My tita’s boobs are so big, that everytime she buys a bra, she repairs it herself to fit her.
- Mary – My boobs are too big because everytime I eat, rice collects on my cleavage.
- Quasimodork – If your girlfriend tells you: “Pasalamat ka mahaba ang dila mo…”
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Panibagong sagot sa tanong na: “‘musta lovelife?”
“Eto self supporting.”
(hahaha!!!Magandang linya to!)
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Hindi lahat ng party ay masaya–3RD PARTY
Hindi lahat ng 13 ay malas–13TH MONTH PAY
Hindi lahat ng negative nakakalungkot- PREGNANCY TEST (whew)
Hindi lahat ng positive ikina-sasaya- -HIV POSITIVE
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Chinese feng shui:
If MIRROR at the stairs, may swerte at grasya akyat.
If MIRROR at the door, may swerte at grasya pasok.
If MIRROR at the ceiling, ikaw swerte, nasa loob ka ng MOTEL!
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Nanay: Papauwi ka na ba? Asan ka na?
Anak: Andito po ako sa ospital…
Nanay (umiiyak): Ha? Ano nangyari sayo?!
Anak: Nay, nurse po ako, duty ako ngayon!
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Erap disembarked from a PAL flight and was met by reporter who asked, “Sir, what do you think of the economy?”
Erap: I don’t know. I was seated in the first class.
Happy Weekend!
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